Girls girls...

Ok, serously!

Girls!

LOSE THE DUCKFACE ROUTINE!  Most girls are great looking. And some are not so great looking, ok, but NO ONE is BETTER looking doing the muther funking duckface!
Most girls nowadays seems to be doing it, and let me tell you, there are few guys out there who enjoy watching pictures of girls who look like they're biting down on bathing-rings whilest trying to look hot holding the camera 50feet above their heads.   Sorry  
Now this is no major issue, but I've talked to alot of girls about this, and as most are to embarassed to even admit they are doing anything out of the ordinary on the pictures (....), some come clean and tell that they belive that its hot and that guys would like it.    
I'm just here to pop your bubble gals. The only guys who might find the features shown in said photos are guys with tanning-lines above their bellybuttons and an overly wrinkled forehead that take pictures of themselves in their parents bathroom.   And while you might have THEIR occational attention, I doubt these are the characters you where dreaming of centering your gaze towards when walking down the isle XD  
  If you are still in doubt, and you, aswell as 98% of my female friends, still hide behind the fact that "this is but one mans opinion", here's something think about.   You want to look good in photos, yeah?
Now IF you were to care enough to go get your headshots taken professionally, let's say for a modellingjob, an actingportfolio or personal use.   Do you think the stylist, photographer or any other soul present in the room would advice you to pout your lips and impersonate Howard the duck..?    
You have no idea what a turn-of those wierdlooking lips are, atleast to me! They're not KISSABLE!  If any I'm just thinking of sliding a coin in there to see if a skin-colored egg pops out! O_o   And as those lips are actually just a proof of your own insecurity and need to be viewed like an object, that's just a bigger turn-of!

You are as most beutiful when you are naked. And that doesn't just referr to the absence of clothes, but to all artificiallities to cover up what you really look like and who you really are!   Strong words coming from a guy who regularly dresses up in armor and covers his face and all his features in makeup but please please... you all know I'm crazy. I guiess I could dress differently and act differently.      AND DO THE DUCKFACE!     But you know what?  Fuck that!  Im more naked when wearring my armors then most people are when they are in bed with someone, because that's who I am!  Don't pose to be something your not! And that goes for all the little quirks that poison the selfconfidence of todays women!

The moral of this brief but true rant is;      Girls..... Just smile like a normal fuckin being.

Oliver, out